Friend Feeling Stuck At Work Prints

Tedium

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

That shows business confidence.

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

InOutYada Yada.

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

violence in workplace

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Race for Results

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Where should I leave this?'

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Working Vacation.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

Sleeping at the computer.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

Concerned Colleagues