Friend Feeling Stuck At Work Gifts

Tedium

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

That shows business confidence.

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

InOutYada Yada.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

violence in workplace

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Race for Results

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Where should I leave this?'

Your supervisor says you have been giving 100 every week, but at the rate of 20 a day.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"Well that email could have been a meeting."

Fish in Water Cooler.

Working Vacation.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

Sleeping at the computer.

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"

Concerned Colleagues

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."