Lonely At The Top Gifts

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I grew up isolated as an only child, and now Im isolated as an only C.E.O."

"I gotta be me!"

Cellphone Islands

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Plenty of fish"

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"At least you have a tree."

Arbitrageur in Exile

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'