Lonely Lyricist Gifts

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

Cellphone Islands

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Musical pill box

"We've been out surveying too long."

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Have you been here long?"

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

Lonely Tree

Lonely At The Top - Computer Dating for CEOs.

"No man is an island."

Man's best friend / Man's Worst Friend / Man's Only Friend

'So long, old friend.'

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

A prisoner pulls out his heart.

'You still have no mail.'