Lonely Lyricist Pillows

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

Cellphone Islands

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I always thought love made the world go round."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

Musical pill box

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Have you been here long?"

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'

Bob Dylan Fan Club

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

Lonely Tree

"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

"No man is an island."

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Man's best friend / Man's Worst Friend / Man's Only Friend

'So long, old friend.'

Lonely At The Top - Computer Dating for CEOs.

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

A prisoner pulls out his heart.

"The next song tells of the heartbreak of romance. The disappointments, the disagreements, the bickering. This is too difficult for me. I'm not going to sing it."

'You still have no mail.'