Loneliness Humorist Pillows

'Stop acting lonelier-than-thou.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Vacuums!'

Surreal Ale Pub.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Desert Planet

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Narcissus

Shelf-Isolation

'Oh no, they're back!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Counsellor for man on desert island

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Train Arrivals

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"Dude, don't say it..."

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

Light Switch

Daybreak at bulb camp

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'