Feeling Left Out Mugs

You Know You're Old When...

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I know you're sad, but don't beach yourself up over it."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Desert Planet

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Cable Bill.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Missing the human touch.

'Poor fellow. One really is the loneliest number.'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

'Why cant I find a man who is sensitive, kind and handsome?'

'No computer, no cellphone, no fax machine... no wonder I'm still single!'

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

"Your comments are interesting, but demographically you don't count."

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Typical!'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

"I grew up isolated as an only child, and now Im isolated as an only C.E.O."

'It's not that I hate ALL men. Just the lowlifes I'm instinctively attracted to.'

Introverts: Social Distancing Before it Was Cool

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

Hands-free technology isn't just for cell phones. I also like to apply it to first dates. Bar.