Working Alone Gifts

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Time for More Paperwork

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'These are job perks.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Office slaves.

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"I'm working from home today."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Late/Too Late.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Motivation to work

City Boy.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Busy office.