Independent Worker Gifts

Self-employed:'I'd ask for a raise, but I know I'd never give it.'

Boss

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Pajama Day 743

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Relaxing in the Sun

Working Late

I should probably get out more.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"