Feedback Fixer Gifts

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Waiting for Pants

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Computer operator welding machine.

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Suggestion Box

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Musician feedback card