Finance Fixer Gifts

"It was the least the bank could do - after forcing has to cut off her credit cards."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Man Being Chased By Coins.

'We're almost forty. Shouldn't we have a car or something?'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

I want to get a pony for my daughter but I can't afford it because of my online shopping addiction. I'm constantly buying things I don't need and will never use. My daughter will never get that pony if I don't get this under control. Purchase confirmed. Clik! Don't say it, Ernie! Your problem is that you're putting the cart before the horse!

Bank. Checking and Savings. We had a power surge, sir, and all the itsy-bitsy accounts like yours disappeared.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'You must be seriously ill. They've called in your accountant.'

''Getting them by the short and curlies' could be one solution to the financial problem, Mrs...'

Love and finances

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

Home Business - Printer Ink.