Finance Fixer Gifts

"It was the least the bank could do - after forcing has to cut off her credit cards."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Man Being Chased By Coins.

'We're almost forty. Shouldn't we have a car or something?'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Our credit card bills are very large. A second job would be helpful but in this economy I'm glad I have a first job.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

'You must be seriously ill. They've called in your accountant.'

''Getting them by the short and curlies' could be one solution to the financial problem, Mrs...'

Love and finances

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Man looks for wife help from machine.