Fearless Senior Gifts

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

Zoo dentist.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Elderly tightrope walker.

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Burglar Alarm.

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."