Fearless Senior Pillows

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

The Board of Fear

Zoo dentist.

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

Elderly tightrope walker.

'Sergeant Major here is going to help us overcome our fear issues...he's ex Army!'

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

"This is going to be a little invasive."

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

Burglar Alarm.

"Our winner for the 50th time in a row..."

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

"I worked my whole life to get to the top, only to find that I'm afraid of heights!"

'Martha's going to give you something now so you won't notice the drilling.'

Lift chair fun!

' I don't want a nice little wine - get me something aggressive !! '

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"I'm afraid they've all got to come out Mr Wilkins."

'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`