Fearless Professional Pillows

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Zoo dentist.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Fear of news.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Things that scare Jimmy

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."