Fearless Photographer Pillows

"Is everybody ready for our selfie video with the fearsome God of whatever-the-heck-it-is?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Don't have nightmares!

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Zoo dentist.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"