Fatherhood Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fatherhood satirist? Our collection offers a humorous twist on dad life, blending satire with affection. From clever mugs to funny t-shirts, find something that celebrates his unique sense of humor while making him smile. Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because, these gifts add a playful touch to his daily routine.

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?" mockup

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

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The Mothership

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"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car." mockup

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

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"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting" mockup

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

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The finer points of marriage.

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Bottled or breast?"

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"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer." mockup

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

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"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office" mockup

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

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"I never thought I'd get married again."

"I never thought I'd get married again." mockup

"I never thought I'd get married again."

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'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.'

'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.' mockup

'The marriage counseling session didn't help -- she still claims she never saw me before in her life.'

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"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load." mockup

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

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"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard." mockup

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

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'Fathers Day.'

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'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.' mockup

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'" mockup

"Of course Daddy could explain what a superconducting supercollider is, sweetie, but just at the moment Daddy is watching 'America's Most Wanted.'"

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'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.' mockup

'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'

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'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.' mockup

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

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Children Demand Parental Term Limits. mockup

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

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Dad’s Homework Assignment

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'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.' mockup

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

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'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!' mockup

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty. mockup

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

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'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...' mockup

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

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Spark Notes Wedding Vows

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"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk." mockup

"Ask not for whom the baby cries; it cries for thee. Specifically, thee’s milk."

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The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000. mockup

The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.

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'...And do you Colin, take Linda to be your cook, cleaner and main income provider?'

'...And do you Colin, take Linda to be your cook, cleaner and main income provider?' mockup

'...And do you Colin, take Linda to be your cook, cleaner and main income provider?'

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'Sometimes I think you only married me for my employer's spousal benefit health insurance coverage.'

'Sometimes I think you only married me for my employer's spousal benefit health insurance coverage.' mockup

'Sometimes I think you only married me for my employer's spousal benefit health insurance coverage.'

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"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..." mockup

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

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Fatherhood Satirist Gifts Collection

Fatherhood Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs showcasing the humorous side of fatherhood, perfect for dad to enjoy his morning coffee with a smile.

Fatherhood Satirist Pillows

Add a dash of humor and comfort with pillows designed for fathers who love a good laugh about their dad duties.

Fatherhood Satirist Prints

Decorate his office or man cave with prints that humorously celebrate the joys and jests of being a dad.

Fatherhood Satirist T-Shirts

Find the perfect satirical fatherhood t-shirt that captures his witty personality and makes a statement wherever he wears it.