Fasting Philosopher Gifts

'He's on the fasting couch.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Stratigraphy

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Snail Coach

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The Janopause

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."