Fasting Philosopher Pillows

'He's on the fasting couch.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Stratigraphy

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Snail Coach

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

The Janopause

Despite the long weeks designing and making his new costume, Death wasn't sure dressing up as a giant burger was striking quite the right note.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"