Fast Food Faux Pas Pillows

'It wasn't going to be the night for Fusilli Marinara with the Lobster Newburg after all'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

CSI Fridays

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

Africa: Fast food industry fights population boom!

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I'll have what he's having.'

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."