Fast Food Faux Pas T-Shirts

'It wasn't going to be the night for Fusilli Marinara with the Lobster Newburg after all'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

CSI Fridays

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'I'll have what he's having.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"You'd be a mad cow, too, if you just found out that McDonald's has sold over seventeen zillion hamburgers."

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'Did sombody say, McBypass'

'Would you like to try our new Family-Style meal deal? While you eat I yell at you to be more like your brother then criticize what you're wearing before saying how much you've disappointed me and your father.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'