Fast Food Critique T-Shirts

Slow/Fast Food.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Is this still America?'

Fast Food Menu Selections

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"