Fast Food Commentator T-Shirts

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"