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'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Filet minion

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Nutrition-Free Diet

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"