Fast Food Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'