Fast Food Pun Fan Mugs

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

View to the Future

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"