Fast Food Commentator Prints

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Menu Dating

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Stratigraphy

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"