Fast Food Culture T-Shirts

"Tell me again. Is this just a fast food burger or an iconic fast food burger."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

View to the Future

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Is this still America?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'