Fast Food Philosophers T-Shirts

Let their wardrobe do the talking! Our fun t-shirts for fast food philosophers feature witty designs that showcase their love for deep thoughts and delicious snacks in style and comfort.

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The Holstein Prophecy.

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"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'" mockup

"Well, I ate half of it, and to be honest, I wasn’t 'lovin’ it.'"

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'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.' mockup

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally." mockup

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming? mockup

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Stratigraphy

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'If you order...You can digest it in...' mockup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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Vegetables VS Junk Food.

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The Politics of Food.

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'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.' mockup

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

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Fast Food Philosophers T-Shirts Collection

Fast Food Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating fast food philosophers—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of wit and wisdom.

Fast Food Philosophers Pillows

Find cozy pillows that show off your love for food and philosophy—great for adding a touch of humor to any lounge or bedroom.

Fast Food Philosophers Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that capture the wit of fast food philosophers—bringing humor and intellect into your home or office.