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'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

"Say when!"

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

"It's a tad undercooked."

'Oh, sorry...so you ordered a steak sandwich?'

Murphy's Slaw.

'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"How is everything?"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'