Foodie Faux Pas Fans Pillows

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Return Of The Minipants

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"What? I slept seven months."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Dad."

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

A Hint for Tailors - The British Abroad

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

Fake Santas

'I hate these braces!'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'Don't look now, but I think you're about to have your fifteen minutes of fame.'

'Your mother's bound to be upset. How was I to know we'd both be wearing the same outfit?'