Farmyard Schemer Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who delights in playful farmyard antics and has a creative flair? Our collection captures the cheeky charm of rural mischief makers, blending humor with rustic whimsy. Whether they’re a farmer at heart or just someone who loves a good laugh about barnyard quirks, these items bring a delightful touch of farmyard fun to everyday life.

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"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together." mockup

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.' mockup

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone! mockup

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

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'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.' mockup

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

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Agricultural Psychology

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well! mockup

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

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"Do kids eat free?"

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"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

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Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen! mockup

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

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"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Vaccinating Scarecrow

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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Testing...testing...one, two, three... mockup

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

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"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather." mockup

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

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'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.' mockup

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

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Tropical Cow Tank

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"Dayum. She bootylicious."

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!" mockup

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

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'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!' mockup

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

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'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.' mockup

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.' mockup

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head mockup

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock." mockup

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

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Farmyard Schemer Gifts Collection

Farmyard Schemer Mugs

Explore our collection of farmyard schemer mugs—perfect for adding some rural mischief and humor to your morning routine.

Farmyard Schemer Pillows

Brighten your living space with our farmyard schemer pillows—quirky, cozy, and full of mischievous country charm.

Farmyard Schemer Prints

Bring farmyard fun to your walls with our charming schemer prints, capturing rural mischief in a beautifully whimsical style.

Farmyard Schemer T-Shirts

Check out our farmyard schemer T-shirts for a playful and creative way to showcase your love for rural comedy and barnyard antics.