Farmyard Schemer T-Shirts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Agricultural Psychology

"Do kids eat free?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'The sty is falling!!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'