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Early Ram Raids

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Agricultural Psychology

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Vaccinating Scarecrow

The Scenic Route

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

"I'm moving all the money from our rainy day account into a slush fund."

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."