Farmstead Schemer Gifts

Early Ram Raids

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Agricultural Psychology

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

The Scenic Route

Vaccinating Scarecrow

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."