Farmyard Schemer Pillows

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Do kids eat free?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."