Farm Visitor Gifts

'DEPRESSION'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Moo-Magrams Exams

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

The Taming of the Ewe

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Doc's Kid.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'