Farm Visitor T-Shirts

'DEPRESSION'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

An early space launch attempt.

Diner

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Dogs and Chickens

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

The Taming of the Ewe

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Doc's Kid.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Cow Wash Cycle.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.