Farm Fitness Fan Gifts

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Yoyo sheep

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Sisyphus during Covid

Reasonableman

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Wild Cow.