Farm Fitness Fans Gifts

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

Cow Pinatas

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Yoyo sheep

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree