Farm Animal Humor Lover Gifts

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Grassy breath?

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'She says her stomachs ache.'