"I think everyone appreciates the difficulties of getting published, competition is brutal."
Fantasy-loving Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for the fantasy-loving scholar? Explore our collection of clever, fantasy-inspired gifts that blend imagination with intellect. Perfect for those who delve into magical worlds and love learning, these products bring a whimsical touch to their scholarly pursuits. Whether it's a mug filled with mythical charm or a witty print, surprise your favorite brainiac with something that celebrates their unique blend of creativity and curiosity.
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen
"Little help?"
Late BroomStick
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."
ET Mishap
J. R. R. Tolkien
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.
"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."
"What the hell took so long?"
"Where the wild things were."
"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'
The Beard in the Stone
Birds Following Witch.
Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).
'I think they're up to something.'
"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."
"Shall I let them breathe."
"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"
"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"
A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
Fantasy-loving Scholar Gifts Collection
Fantasy-loving Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of fantasy-loving gifts on mugs—perfect for brightening their mornings with a touch of magic and wit.
Fantasy-loving Scholar Pillows
Find enchanting pillows that bring fantasy charm and scholarly wit into their living space, making every day feel magical.
Fantasy-loving Scholar Prints
Browse our range of fantasy-inspired prints—perfect for the scholarly dreamer eager to adorn their walls with mystical beauty.
Fantasy-loving Scholar T-Shirts
Discover witty and whimsical t-shirts for the fantasy enthusiast—ideal for showcasing their love for mythical worlds and clever humor.