Fantasy-loving Scholar Mugs

"I think everyone appreciates the difficulties of getting published, competition is brutal."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Little help?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Where the wild things were."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I think they're up to something.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I always knew you'd come back."