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Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Yardless: Please help

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A Palindrome Cow.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Let's all be fairies.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Snow White.

Skyscrapers.

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

"Virtual gardener."

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

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"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

"I wanted a gazebo."