Fantasy Garden Creators Gifts

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Yardless: Please help

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

A Palindrome Cow.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Let's all be fairies.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Snow White.

Skyscrapers.

Clown watering houseplant.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

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"Virtual gardener."

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'