Sci-fi Gardeners T-Shirts

'Take me to your weeder!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

An Unexpected Guest.

Epic Battles

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"They look like pickles."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Okay, dig that one up!

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Let's all be fairies.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Tokyo City Limits

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Paving over the window-box

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Robots in disguise.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Take me to David Bowie."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.