Sci-fi Gardeners Mugs

'Take me to your weeder!'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

An Unexpected Guest.

"They look like pickles."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Epic Battles

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Okay, dig that one up!

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Let's all be fairies.

Tokyo City Limits

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Paving over the window-box

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Robots in disguise.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Take me to David Bowie."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."