Gardeners Mugs

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

I've gone one better!

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

My Neighbor, The Spy.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

Mowing the Jungle

"They grow up so fast."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."