Gardeners Pillows

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

I've gone one better!

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

'There's no known remedy yet but in three years time you should start bearing fruit.'

My Neighbor, The Spy.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

Mowing the Jungle

"They grow up so fast."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter