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'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Seagiraffes

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'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You left this on our ship."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."