Creator Of Fictional Worlds T-Shirts

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Trainset

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Hello, Number 6!"

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Flying Pen

An inspector saying to a witch in front of a gingerbread house, 'Sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use lo-cal hi-fiber wood here.

Headless Self-Portrait

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

Bowling ball earth

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Happy Halloween